Compliments to make when in trouble

I know y’all recognize this one…

Whenever my wife makes a LO or minibook, she needs me to see it and tell her what I think of it… Y’all know that we cannot actually tell them we love it, otherwise they’d be buying and buying and buying, or we really don’t like it… as they will not have sex with us for a LOOOOOOOOONG time!

So, here are some compliments you can use when you feel the heat

Just tell her:

  • “ART IS WHAT IT IS BECAUSE YOU MADE IT THAT WAY. THERE IS NO WRONG WAY TO DO IT”
  • “WHATEVER YOU CREATE IS A MASTERPIECE AND IS COMPLETLY PERFECT. DON’T FEEL OR LET ANYONE TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT”
  • “YOU DO NOT HAVE TO HAVE YOUR WORK IN A GALLERY, OR SUPPORT YOURSELF FINANCIALLY TO TELL THE WORLD YOU ARE AN ARTIST”
  • “NOT EVERYONE WILL APPRECIATE YOUR WORK IN THE SAME WAY YOU DO, BUT THERE IS AT LEAST ONE PERSON OUT THERE WHO DOES. BUT THAT SHOULD NOT MATTER ANY WAY BECAUSE YOUR OPINION IS THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS!”
  • “YOU SHOULD PLAY, AND OFTEN. USE THOSE SUPPLIES, THAT IS WHAT YOU BOUGHT THEM FOR, ISN’T IT?” (At least you trick her into using up some stuff!)

BubBAH!



2 thoughts on “Compliments to make when in trouble”

  • I only found this blog a little while ago.. Am so going to have to show it to my husband. He never knows what to say LOL!!!

    You never fail to give me a little laugh every day so thanks.

  • Hmm, all of those comments would get you smacked upside the head in my house…. either your wife loves you a lot, or she is immune to patent BS.

    But, each is unique and humorous on its own, and you shouldn’t let anybody else’s opinion sway your judgment.
    *wide-eyed innocence*

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