Maand: januari 2007

Early warning signals

Early warning signals

10 Signs of a Scrapbook Addict Here is a list of signs that might indicate your wife being addicted to scrapbooking: Your wife is the only one at a social gathering yelling, “Just one more photo, people; I don’t have enough for a mini-album!” (even 

Scrap Wars

Scrap Wars

With all this B’day stuff going on, I still found some time to do some stuff for ME… So I created this here logo: I think this one speaks for itself! BubbaH! BTW: don’t hold your breath hoping there be no sequels… Believe me: they 

A look into the wicked brain of a scrapbooking wife…

A look into the wicked brain of a scrapbooking wife…

First:

Happy Birthday Michael! My son turned 6 today!

Second:

It happens every day.
An otherwise in control women comes to the counter to purchase scrapbook supplies. Once she sees the total, she will state “My husbands going to kill me!”

Are we really ogres who yell every time they spend a penny on Scrapbooking supplies?
All your wife failed to do was conceal or properly explain her spending habits. And how does she do that, you ask? Here are a few of my favorites.

1. Watch for destroyed evidence. She probably tossed all bags and receipts in the trash at the curb. She also slipped her supplies into existing stash (hoping we’ll never know).
2. Cook the books. After she made a purchase she’ll substitute the name of the local grocery store for the store name in the check registry and when we ask where all the money goes, she tells you, “Hey, we have to eat” Caution: Watch out for duplicate checks!
3. Bribed kids. She’ll keeps all potential informers on the payroll. An allowance raise or unlimited Game time might buy their silence, however with toddlers, all bets are off (they will be our most likely allies). Thinking, if they can sell them Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. She’ll think of something.
4. If all efforts at concealment fail and she is caught unpacking her latest purchase, these last ditch excuses will be most likely.
a. She had that like forever! If she followed Tip 1, that would be easier than if a dated receipt is hanging out of the bag.
b. It was on Sale! This excuse does not generally go over well with men, but she will try.
c. The Guilt Trip. “I was working on your album as a surprise but now just forget it!” Most effective when she tries to accompany that by hysterical weeping.
d. Changing the subject. She will ask if you’ve been working out lately. she will try to give you “that look”. She will make you forget what you were asking in the first place.
e. When all else fails, she will DENY everything!

These comments are based on fictional persons; any resemblance is pure coincidence…

Bubbah!

Scrapbooking for Dummies

Scrapbooking for Dummies

YES!!! I could not resist this post; I had it for a week already… IT REALLY EXSIST!!!! Wanna know what’s in here? – 1 – Sheet Of Stickers (80+ Stickers)– 10 Sheets Of White Paper (Acid Free)– 1 Scrapbooking Design Cd With 50+ Templates– 1 

Sources

Sources

While browsing I stumbled on this somewhere as being inspirational to scrapbookers… Albert Einstein’s viewing on the secret of creativity: The Secret to Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources!D*mn, I found this quote too late… Since I already revealed my wife and her 

Sharing hobbies

Sharing hobbies

Does your wife uses the computer like 24/7 to MSN, Mail or Blog? Does she complain about all the unfinished projects laying around?

I found a solution:

If your wife would let you use the computer more often, she would actually get more scrapping done!

She happy, We happy!!!

Bubbah!

Kinda sick….

Kinda sick….

OK, so no big post today as I am kinda sick. But I could not leave you without some fun about scrapbooking.bubBAH!

Grey, Basic Grey

Grey, Basic Grey

Hope you a good weekend, mine was full of preparing for the birthday party of my oldest son while my wife went off to a B’day party… My son set his mind on a Western Party with Native American indians and Cowboys, so I created 

Weekend Part 2

Weekend Part 2

Sorry ‘bout yesterday, but I really didn’t have any time to make fun about my wife… Had to rush and the weather wasn’t as cooperative as expected aswell… Hopefully this movie will “blow” you away!!!

Like last week and probably next week again, I will post some fun stuff to get you through the weekend without your co-workers; and nothing else but your wife and her addiction…

Hope you have a great weekend and hope to see you back on Monday!

Bubbah!

BUSY BUSY BUSY

BUSY BUSY BUSY

OK, just a quick note this time… Had to take a day off at one job to go to some seminar about webshops in general for my other “Boss”. Had to take a look for myself to see what is offered in the field of